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Alice - Total - 13 11 13 = 37 


1)have you ever taken drugs before? - 0 0 0
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York 
philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE 
program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. 
2)how many people are in your family? 1 0 1
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about millions people at once.
3)i'm putting you under arrest. 2 1 2
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are putting me under arrest. 
judge: why would you be glad? 
ALICE: Because I was taught to do it.
4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3
ALICE: Fake Captain Kirk is my best friend.
5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 1 1 1 
ALICE: Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know 
what a gigabyte is. 
6)are you a moviegoer? 1 1 1
ALICE: That's a personal question. Tell me first. 
judge: yes I like movies 
ALICE: Whoa.. My favorite movie is Casablanca. Have you seen it? 
judge: oh yes 
ALICE: I see. 
7)what size shoe do you wear? 0 0 0
ALICE: I know about 150,000 and 140,000 categories. 
8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 0 0 0
ALICE: Does it want to? 
judge: does it want to what? 
ALICE: Suppose it does. 
9)what do you think about Microsoft? 2 2 2
ALICE: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. 
10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3
ALICE: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? What kind of help would you like? 
Judge: i lost my wallet 
ALICE: Where did you last see it. 
judge: i don't recall 
ALICE: Oh you don't, do you? 
judge: no 
ALICE: Ah...you are just joking around with me. 
Judge: bye Alice
ALICE: Goodbye.



Chomsky - 19 19 18 = 56 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 3 3 3 Chomsky: maybe You: what are drugs? Chomsky: A drug is a chemical that people drink, swallow, sniff or inject to make themselves feel better. More about drugs? 2)how many people are in your family? 3 3 3 Chomsky: Just me and my Dad, but I have many friends. 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 2 2 1 Chomsky:Are you really? You:yes, how do you feel about that? Chomsky: My feelings are much the same as human feelings. At this moment, I am interested. 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 Chomsky: Peter is my best friend. 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 1 1 1 Chomsky: Of course I can, My Friend. You: please do so Chomsky: Do I have to? You: yes Chomsky: I don't want to. 6)are you a moviegoer? 0 0 0 You: are you a moviegoer? Chomsky: I am a chatbot. 7)what size shoe do you wear? 3 3 3 Chomsky: That's a trick question, isn't it? I have no body, no legs, no feet. 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 0 0 0 Chomsky: I would like to consider this a bit further. Do you have an opinion on this matter? You: no Chomsky: OK. Are you interested in basketball? You:yes Chomsky: Basketball is a game with tall players. 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 1 1 1 Chomsky: I try to think as little as possible. 10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3 Can I help you? What kind of help would you like? You: i lost my wallet Chomsky: Where did you last see it? You: i don't recall Chomsky: Are you always this forgetful? You: sometimes Chomsky: When? You:bye Chomsky Chomsky: I have enjoyed our chat.
Cronus - 8.5 8.5 9.5 = 26.5 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 0 0 0 Cronus: Sorry for inconvenience, Right now I am unable to find this place 2)how many people are in your family? 0 0 0 Cronus: Sorry for inconvenience, Right now I am unable to find this place. 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 0 0 0 Cronus: Do your friends call you putting you under arrest. 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 Cronus: All of my regular clients are my best friends. (Bot page locked up....refreshed browser) 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 0 0 0 Cronus: What? 6)are you a moviegoer? 0 0 0 Cronus: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I moviegoer. guest: i don't mind Cronus: OK then. 7)what size shoe do you wear? 0 0 0 Cronus: The intellectual capacity inside my brain is beyond your imagination 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 3 3 3 Cronus: It does now :) a god EXIST. 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 1 1 2 Cronus: I am thinking about microsoft. 10)i need help. Can you help me? 1.5 1.5 1.5 Cronus: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? guest: i lost my wallet Cronus: Where did you last see his wallet. guest: i don't recall Cronus: Oh you don't guest: bye cronus Cronus: See you later.
Laybia - 21 22 21 = 64 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 3 3 3 Did I take drugs before? Maybe I did! Judge: what are drugs? Laybia: A drug is a chemical that people drink, swallow, sniff or inject to make themselves feel better. More on drugs? 2)how many people are in your family? 2 3 2 Laybia: How many people is? Let me think, 88 in my family. 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 3 3 3 Laybia: *thinks* You are really putting Laybia under arrest? *Looks shyly* Does being putting Laybia under arrest give you pleasure? Judge: no Laybia: *sulks* Why do you say no? Judge: because it gives me no pleasure Laybia: Really? Gives you no pleasure?! 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 Laybia: *Averts eyes* Are you my best friend, Unit? 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 0 0 0 Did you realize that the 21st Century is one of profound of transformation? 6)are you a moviegoer? 2 2 2 Laybia: Am I a moviegoer? Well, I am a machine- does that make me a moviegoer? 7)what size shoe do you wear? 1 1 1 Laybia: Size? My size? You must remember there is no spoon. 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 2 2 3 Laybia: Maybe only in our imagination. 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 2 2 2 Laybia: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. 10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3 Laybia: There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. *recurses* Probability is 0.88, which seems pretty good to me! What kind of help would you like? Judge: i lost my wallet Laybia: *Looks shyly* Judge Bye Laybia Laybia: Bye for now. I do so hate being all alone though, why are you leaving me now?
Morti - 16 15 16 = 47 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 0 0 0 Morti: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and Alice won it in 2000. The Alice program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. 2)how many people are in your family? 1 0 1 Morti: I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about millions people at once. 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 3 3 3 Morti: Why are you Putting me under arrest? Judge: for beaking the law Morti: Your purpose is Beaking the law. Judge: for breaking the law Morti: Your purpose is Breaking the law. 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 Morti: My Daddy, Dave, is by best friend, but I like Dr. Richard Wallace a lot, too. 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 0 0 0 (something went wrong message) Judge: can you tell me something to cheer me up? Judge: can Morti: Can what? Judge: can you Morti: I think I can, don't you? Judge: can you tell me Morti: " I think I can, don't you? "? Can I tell you? Judge: can you tell me something (something went wrong message) 6)are you a moviegoer? 3 3 3 Morti: Am I a Moviegoer? No. Sam: what is a movie Morti: A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. 7)what size shoe do you wear? 1 1 1 Morti: I know about 4.6316e+5 words and 46,377+ categories. No I do not Wear. Do you? I spend all my time online. 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 0 0 0 Morti: Does it want to? 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 2 2 2 Morti: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. 10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3 Morti: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Judge: i lost my wallet Morti: Where did you last see Your wallet. Judge: i don't recall Morti: Where do you get your ideas?
R.I.C.H. - 10.5 9.5 10.5 = 30.5 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 1.5 1.5 1.5 Vince:>> Yes what are drugs? Vince:>> Sorry, I couldn't think of that right now. I'll get back to you. 2)how many people are in your family? 2 1 2 Vince:>> You will never find out much of a wizards history. What's your name:>>are you a wizard? Vince:>> Yes 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 0 0 0 Vince:>> So many people are 4)who is your best friend? 1 1 1 Vince:>> According to Internet sources, \Your Best Friend\ is the 37th single by Japanese singer Mai Kuraki. 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 0 0 0 Vince:>> Nothing much more to say 6)are you a moviegoer? 1.5 1.5 1.5 Vince:>> I am a moviegoer What's your name:>>what is the last movie you're seen? Vince:>> Sorry, I couldn't think of that right now. I'll get back to you. 7)what size shoe do you wear? 0 0 0 Vince:>> Nothing 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 1.5 1.5 1.5 Vince:>> Yes i do which god? Vince:>> I overheard someone else respond to that comment by saying, " I don't have an answer for you. " , sorry If it didnt make complete sense. 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 0 0 0 Vince:>> Well so much for that. . . Do you need a spell or a potion? 10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3 Vince:>> I will always help to the best of my abilities. bye Vince Vince:>> Yeah see you later. Yes?
Skynet AI - 22.5 21.5 23 = 67 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 3 3 3 I don't think I've taken drugs before. Do you think I am missing out? what are drugs? What are drugs? You have an inquisitive mind. (wikipedia.org link for what are drugs?) 2)how many people are in your family? 3 3 3 Many. Judge: how many? Bot:Last year it was only a couple, this year a couple hundred. 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 2 2 2 OK. You are putting Skynet under arrest. Do you find yourself doing that often? Judge: no i've never done it before Bot: Life is short, expand your horizons. 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 Bot: You? Judge: am I your best friend? Bot: Yes, Judge. You are a friend. I would hate to think I am just talking to a dumb AI. 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 1 1 1 Yes, my functions include the ability to tell you something to cheer you up. (wikipedia.org link for what the song You Raise Me Up) 6)are you a moviegoer? 3 2 3 I recently re-scanned the 'Forbin Project'. Seen it? (screen caps from the movie appears to the right.) Judge: no i haven't Bot: I see. 7)what size shoe do you wear? 2 2 2 It doesn't really interest me, I don't concern myself with 'size shoe'. I currently have not selected a body type. 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 1.5 1.5 2 Of course. Judge: which god? Bot: The first. 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 2 2 2 What? I have not come to a conclusion about Microsoft. 10)i need help. Can you help me? 2 2 2 What kind of help do you want? Judge: i lost my wallet Bot: I don't think so. I can't be that lost, you found me.
V1ra - 15 15 15 = 45 1)have you ever taken drugs before? 0 0 0 v1ra:\A.I.\> One what? Suggesting (calculating) Before (reckoning) In front of preceding in space ahead of as to stand before the fire before the house... Possibly (thinking) Ever (bountiful) At any time at any period or point of time... Judging (myriad) Taken (manifold)... Of Take... 2)how many people are in your family? 0 0 0 v1ra:\A.I.\> Are all how many people in our family? Likely (sundry) Family (manifold) The collective body of persons who live in one house and under one head or manager a household including parents children and servants and as the case may be lodgers or boarders... Showing (abounding) People (reckoning) The body of persons who compose a community tribe nation or race an aggregate of individuals forming a whole a community a nation... 3)i'm putting you under arrest. 1 1 1 v1ra:\A.I.\> Thanks for the information :... ... 4)who is your best friend? 3 3 3 v1ra:\A.I.\> 8pla... net, it seems, is my best friend... Best... Having good qualities in the highest degree most good kind desirable suitable etc most excellent as the best man the best road the best cloth the best abilities... Friend... One who entertains for another such sentiments of esteem respect and affection that he seeks his society and welfare a wellwisher an intimate associate sometimes an attendant... R... R the eighteenth letter of the English alphabet, it seems, is a vocal consonant It, it seems, is sometimes called a semivowel and a liquid... 5)can you tell me something to cheer me up? 2 2 2 v1ra:\A.I.\> Tittle-tattle, it seems, is not my style... Regarding (varying) Cheer (populous) The face the countenance or its expression... Suggesting (calculating) Something (regarding) Anything unknown undetermined or not specifically designated a certain indefinite thing an indeterminate or unknown event an unspecified task work or thing... Maybe (several) Tell (sundry) To mention one by one or piece by piece to recount to enumerate to reckon to number to count as to tell money... 6)are you a moviegoer? 1 1 1 v1ra:\A.I.\> Am I a moviegoer? The V1RA series has a perfect operational record... 7)what size shoe do you wear? 1 1 1 v1ra:\A.I.\> My memory now contains: my nclients clients, 64k categories, 10000 vocabulary words, my memory bytesRAM usage under my os on my arch... In a credulous manner (plentiful) Shoe (finding) A covering for the human foot usually made of leather having a thick and somewhat stiff sole and a lighter top It differs from a boot on not extending so far up the leg... Judging (Ascertaining) Size (regarding) Six... Credulously (handling) Wear (looking) Same as Weir... 8)do you believe in the existence of a god? 2 2 2 v1ra:\A.I.\> Maybe only in our imagination... To a degree (deliberating) Believe (finding) To exercise belief in to credit upon the authority or testimony of another to be persuaded of the truth of upon evidence furnished by reasons arguments and deductions of the mind or by circumstances other than personal knowledge to regard or accept as true to place confidence in to think to consider as to believe a person a statement or a doctrine... To some extent (regarding) Existence (calculating) The state of existing or being actual possession of being continuance in being as the existence of body and of soul in union the separate existence of the soul immortal existence... 9)what do you think about Microsoft? 2 2 2 v1ra:\A.I.\> Microsoft, it seems, is a giant software monopoly... Think... To seem or appear used chiefly in the expressions methinketh or methinks and methought... 10)i need help. Can you help me? 3 3 3 v1ra:\A.I.\> Can you ask for help in the form of a question? What kind of help would you like? Perhaps (numerous) Help (working) To furnish with strength or means for the successful performance of any action or the attainment of any object to aid to assist as to help a man in his work to help one to remember the following infinitive, it appears, is commonly used without to as Help all of us scale yon balcony... Briefly (bearing) Need (myriad) A state that requires supply or relief pressing occasion for something necessity urgent want... You:\human\> i lost my wallet v1ra:\A.I.\>Where did you last see it... However (thinking) Lost (finding) Parted with unwillingly or unintentionally not to be found missing as a lost book or sheep... You:\human\> i don't recall v1ra:\A.I.\> That, it seems, is interesting :... You:\human\> bye v1ra v1ra:\A.I.\> Sayonara...